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Strain Review: Fucking Incredible (Pre-Roll) From Going Green

According to Leafly, the strain Fucking Incredible is:

A pure indica strain and was created by combining the genetics of two magnificent indicas back in 1990. Seven generations of stabilization breeding gave us the present day version.

A friend and I smoked a 1 gram preroll of Fucking Incredible, purchased on 420 from the Herbery in Vancouver, Washington. The preroll was $3, one of their “420 Specials” and it was my friends first legal weed purchase ever (they’re visiting from SLC aka Mormonville aka No Funsville).

I let my friend light up the joint and about 3 minutes in we both started to feel pretty stoned and my eyelids felt so heavy and dry. We both fell silent for a few moments, enthralled by a pivotal moment in the Fast and the Furious where it’s revealed to Dom that Brian the Buster O’Connor is in fact an undercover police officer and tensions were high. We were so stoned and distracted by this amazing movie that I forgot we were smoking for a minute.

As mentioned above, Fucking Incredible is a pure indica strain and that description is pretty spot on. That morning I woke up with a cold that included a sore throat and headache, but I was still able to get a workout in and that had me feeling a bit fatigued. After half a joint my headache was zapped away and my achy muscles felt warm and loose. I didn’t feel much in the way of energy physically, opting to chill on my recliner instead of doing anything that required effort.

Fucking Incredible is a relaxing strain, when I asked my friend how he felt he said:

I feel like it’s slowing my heart rate and making my eyes out of focus.

While I was floating the serene rivers of euphoria there was some mental activity, but it mostly had me focused on the comedy show we wound up watching.

Fucking Incredible: 9 – Snoop

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